Douchebags Shelter protects everything from your playful fish to your trusty step-up. Light enough to bring with you day-to-day, strong enough to take on the plane. And with its ability to cinch tight to match the size of your board.

Douchebags Scholar is an attractive, functional, and no frills backpack for students (and the rest of us that wish we were). Enough room for books and lunch inside, with external straps for your skateboard or yoga mat.